wow so many blogs got deleted… feels like the tumblr purge.
*tumblr purge 2k14*
Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.
- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
"Whether you’re a boy or a girl this song is about how much I want to fuck you."
I would suck a dick to be able to teleport
i would suck a dick regardless of getting the ability to teleport
Ironic because now I do suck dick and still can’t teleport.