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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while enjoy my face and boobs 💁

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while enjoy my face and boobs 💁

unempire:

wow so many blogs got deleted… feels like the tumblr purge. 

*tumblr purge 2k14*

thehummusoffensive:

Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

uglyboyzclub:

tumblr users be like

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greatfatsby:

how did i miss this?

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greatfatsby:

how did i miss this?

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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mangosandmantras:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

Reblogged for the mobile version it’s dope

(Source: killergnomes, via juststareatthestarsforever)

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mangosandmantras:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

Reblogged for the mobile version it’s dope

(Source: killergnomes, via juststareatthestarsforever)

fingerblaster113:

sighconic:

cokeflow:

I would suck a dick to be able to teleport

i would suck a dick regardless of getting the ability to teleport

Ironic because now I do suck dick and still can’t teleport.

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pizza-queen:

Best ending ever!

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