Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
and seeing people who actually have their shit together
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
Stop setting yourself
on fire for someone who
stays to watch you burn."
when one of your favorite characters in a book dies and you just